Who Gives A Crap + Good Time

We believe in making good stuff that's kind to Mama Earth and helps people all around the world.

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How many bums can we fit in this little box?

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A note from Mama Earth

Hiya sweet cheeks, it's your mother. You haven’t called in a while. I don’t mean to nag, but my climate change has really been acting up lately. I’m not going to be around for ever, you know? I know you're busy. I just thought I’d mention it. I am your mother, after all. Also, you look warm. Are you overheating?

We also believe that we can make the world a better place when we work together. Sure, over 1 million trees are destroyed every day just to make regular toilet paper. Giant corporations pump out poorly made junk that no one needs. And billions of people lack access to clean water or a toilet. It’s crappy, but we know we have the power to make a change. We just need your help.

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50% of profits donated!

We donate 50% of profits to clean water and sanitation non-profits around the globe. So every time you use our products, you're helping the billions of people in need gain access to these life-saving services.

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