SHIPPING WITHIN THE CONTIGUOUS UNITED STATES IS FREE FOR ALL ORDERS OVER $25 (WOOHOO!). SHIPPING TIME IS 2-7 DAYS. FOR ORDERS UNDER $25 WE CHARGE $6 FOR SHIPPING. SORRY, WE DON'T SHIP TO ALASKA OR HAWAII.
We know what you're thinking—what about Canada, eh?* Never fear, friends from the North: we ship across the border! For orders over $25 shipping will cost $8 per package**, and for orders under $25 it'll be $14 (all USD).
*Sorry we had to!
**What's a package? Glad you asked. We pay shipping for each individual package we send out. If you order an individual box of toilet paper, that's a package. If you add a box of tissues, we can strap that to the box of toilet paper, and it still counts as one package. At a certain point, though, the order becomes too large to ship as one package, and we have to ship items separately. If you order a 48 pack of toilet paper and a box each of tissues and paper towels, for example, weve got to ship this as two packages. Confusing, we know, but if you have any questions please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org!