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24 Naughty rolls & 24 Nice rolls in every box

Premium 100% bamboo • 50% of profits donated to help build toilets • Approved by elves

Limited Edition Toilet Paper

48 Premium Jumbo Rolls for $52


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How to be naughtier

  • Wink inappropriately
  • Wear a pirate hat
  • Throw a tantrum
  • Backchat to your parents
  • Steal from the stationery cupboard at work
  • Text friends to say you’re leaving when you’re still at home
  • Cheat at the self service checkout
  • Stop replacing the toilet roll
  • Use these emojis more 🍆 🍒 🍑

How to be nicer

  • Help a granny cross the road
  • Make souffles
  • Crochet something
  • Smile at babies
  • Stop shutting elevator doors on people
  • Buy Who Gives A Crap
  • Help ducklings
  • Make a non-creepy free hug sign
  • Use these emojis more 🤗 ❤️🦄

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Our naughty nice artists

All of the artists we worked with are incredibly nice, but they've got their naughty side too.

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Nice Naughty

Give the gift of TP

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Are you naughty or nice?

Unsure about your behavior from the year?

Take this quiz to see if you've been naughty or nice.

Q1. Have you ever told someone you were on your way, but you were actually still at home...in your pj's?

Errr, all the time No way, that’s so rude 1 of 10 Start Over

Think about the naughtiest person ever

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Our Other Feel-Good Products

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50% of profits donated to Help Build Toilets
THE FUN STUFF
  1. Softer than unicorn manes
  2. 50% of profits donated to help build toilets
  3. Made from forest friendly bamboo fibers
  4. Your interior decorator will thank you
  5. Double length rolls are a great deal at 33.8¢ per 100 sheets
  6. 1200% more puns in every box
  7. 100% money back guarantee
THE BORING (BUT STILL USEFUL) STUFF
  1. Double-length rolls have 370 sheets each
  2. Fits in almost all loo roll holders
  3. Sheets are 3.94"x3.94" each
  4. 1,860 sq. feet per box of 48 (38.75 sq. feet per roll)
  5. 3-ply is super soft and super strong
  6. Biodegradable
  7. A-ok for most septic tanks
  8. No inks, dyes or scents
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